Hi! My name is Sharon Porter, and I'm running for German Club Secretary. I wish to become Secretary, because:
1) no one else is running
2) Maria and Patricia are running for President and Vice President, respectively
3) it sounds good in my records
4) it gives me a feeling of accomplishment in life
5) I know I can win, because no on else really cares about it
6) in general, it's a total blow-off
I hope you will support me in the elections.
Your friend and mine,
Sharon Porter
(approx. 1983)
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