22 Reasons Why My Hair Could Look Like This

1. Leukemia
2. Brain surgery
3. It's punk
4. It's hot
5. Protesting Nuclear Arms
6. Wanted to look like Annie Lennox
7. Head lice
8. It's the fashion in Paris
9. A friend played a joke on me while I was sleeping
10. Wanted to give myself a feeling of solidarity with the Nazi war camp victims
11. I'm an actress - played my last role as a Nazi war camp victim
12. Had that disease where you lose all your hair, and it's finally growing back
13. Member of a cult
14. Member of a demon-worshipping cult
15. Lost most of it in a freak accident
16. Lost most of it in a freak cuisinart accident
17. Just lost it
18. Stolen in New York
19. Accidentally caught fire
20. Watched too much TV
21. Neo-Nazi skinhead
22. I like it!

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